Blog Envy. It's like penis envy, but for lady bloggers

I'm fairly new to blogging, in fact I didn't even know what a blog was until early 2009.
Another fact, I used to have a Myspace page, which I never actually deleted for nostalgia purposes.
It was my very first social networking experience.
The best thing that ever came out of the whole Myspace experience was finding this one song by J Mascis from Dinosaur Jr. I think it's called....'Do you love me now'
Female singer who I cannot name moves my soul and such.


I've been feeling like a Blogger fail lately.
I had a couple of really good days or weeks of page views and I started to get really stoked.
I thought I would soon be famous like Allie from Hyperbole and a half
Maybe people would someday want my drawings or musing on a T-shirt like the ones at
Natalie Dee or Toothpaste for Dinner. I recently bought 3 shirts from them.
How could you not buy a shirt which declares " It's Mother-Fucking Booze Time' ?

I thought it would would be pretty great to wear this to places where it is clearly not motherfucking Booze Time, like at the dentist or to a job interview.
Adoption meeting? heh heh?
No? Ok.

Anyways, I have most likely read every page of all those Blogs and I have laughed, I have cried, I have clicked ads and I have spent money, But the whole time I'm thinking to myself, ' I'm just as funny as her but my computer is an Asshole ' or ' It's not my fault I can't spell, a TV raised me'
I even had a lame ass fan moment where I sent Allie Brosh an E-mail. I mentioned my blog even.
I should no longer be allowed to Internet.

I hope I have another good page view day soon, those days where I have like 20-30 page views
totally float my boat.
It makes me think that it's possible for little ole me to be InternetFamous
It makes me daydream of being served poolside.Pineapples and stuff on silver platters.
Old rotary telephones like that scene from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Scrooge McDuck- size money vaults, and my own personal 'Wipeout' course
Do you know that show ' Wipeout' ?

Well good. It's awesome.

I don't know what the blogger life has in store for me, I hope I at least make some money from it.

Money comes in real handy for things you need.Sometimes you can even blow it on things like ultra expensive space mattress's.

I kid though for real I look up to my favourite Bloggers with envy and admiration,which are probably the same emotion anyways.
I feel happy and jealous, and if I knew Voodoo I would make my blog an overnight flash in the pan sensation people would talk about me as much as they do Charlie Sheen, only they would love me.

I don't really even know what I'm going on about now, but hopefully by adding all those links up there I will be able to ride the coattails of my favourite Bloggers.