Monday, February 28, 2011

Feeling Uninspired

I have had a weird couple of days I will not go into detail on the internet, well at least not until I can see the humour in it anyways.
I've been thinking about what to post on my blog....and I've got nothing.
No Stuff you'll never see, no funny cartoons. Nothing

I'm still laughing though, watching 'Americas funniest home videos' and occasionally reading about Charlie Sheen's antics. He call's his house the 'Sober Living House'.
He refers to himself as a drug.
What I really want to know is, what kind of drug do you think Charlie Sheen would be?
PCP? ACID? H? Hippie Crack?
Junkie Juice? Ether?
Shrooms?
Definitely not a joint.
I guess Opium.
He seems itchy.
If you haven't seen the Charlie Sheen interview.........






What a doofus I am

Im looking forward to March this year, I really hope I see grass soon.
I saw Hyacinth in the grocery store this evening, it smelled so cheerful,
I sniffed and sniffed closed my eyes turned around and saw a wall of gross looking
meat, also the Bananas felt almost hot to the touch.
It was kind of creepy.

I think I write about the Grocery store too much.
I need to get out more.

My soul aches for ballet flats and capris.
Tank tops and burnt shoulders. Messy Hair
Dirty feet even!

I would practically suck a Mosquitos dick right now, just to spend an
evening next to a fresh body of water after too many beers.
Maybe dare I say, fireworks better yet a carnival?
Golf? Late afternoon swims? Canoe trips?
I feel a real envy for people who can do all that stuff all the time.
My soul actually aches from envy.
I piss green with envy.

I used to live in Florida, I remember it being too hot all the time.
We technically could do all that stuff,
but we were so damn hot we just hung out inside in the A/C playing Grand Theft Auto.

I need to find the best place to live with the best climate, and then I need to move there.
I don't know where or how, but I must.
I can't go on like this any longer, winter is tooooooo daaaaaammmmmn llllloooonnnnnggggg
just like those words over there.

I saw an add on YouTube for a cologne that smells like the essence of a hot lady's Vagina.
For real.


ok I think that's about all for tonight.
I will try my best to be more clever next time ok?
just remember

'Americas Funniest Home Videos' is on every night at 8 o'clock est on CMT.
Tom Bergeron guarantees 9 belly laughs per one hour episode.
Don't believe me? Look it up.

Peace Love and Pussygrease.

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