I feel old, fat and ugly.
I know that sounds extreme, but I just do.
I can't help it, maybe I should blame the modern corporate media or
the unrealistic body imagery that I have been subjected to since infancy.I dont though.....
I think it's because Im getting old and often times as women age they get fat, the fat becomes harder to get rid of and easier to gain which makes women feel bad about themselves which in turn makes them feel ugly.Sad but true.
You may be asking, why is she feeling this way?
I'm having a Birthday.It's not a big momentous one or anything; Which is sort of sad,
but I just can't seem to get excited about this one. Not too many years ago I used to basically become a hedonist, as single girls often do. I would always go out on the town with my 'girls' some of which I'm sure didn't actually like me.
We would plan all our outfits based solely on sexiness. We would be sure to get as drunk as possible as quick as possible, and I would traipse around the city collecting gifts from all my concubines.
That last part may be exaggerated, but you catch my drift.
Now as a married woman, I do not have the need or the ability to do these things.
Not to mention my weird paranoia that the dating scene is now festering with STD's. A virtual cesspool of indignity and guido hair-gel types. Slick Rick's with a criminal record and a sneaker fetish.
I have been trying to get excited about my Birthday, trying to figure out exactly what I want to do to celebrate the event, when I realized...I don't want to celebrate the event! I like being 27 thank you very much. Isn't time like circular or something anyways?
I always try to do what I like to do, if I enjoy being 27 why the fuck cant I stay 27?
Im ranting now Im sorry.
I've decided that until someone says 'ya right' when I tell them Im 27, I will continue to be 27.
I will deal with that embarrassing moment when I come to it.
Until then
I know that sounds extreme, but I just do.
I can't help it, maybe I should blame the modern corporate media or
the unrealistic body imagery that I have been subjected to since infancy.I dont though.....
I think it's because Im getting old and often times as women age they get fat, the fat becomes harder to get rid of and easier to gain which makes women feel bad about themselves which in turn makes them feel ugly.Sad but true.
You may be asking, why is she feeling this way?
I'm having a Birthday.It's not a big momentous one or anything; Which is sort of sad,
but I just can't seem to get excited about this one. Not too many years ago I used to basically become a hedonist, as single girls often do. I would always go out on the town with my 'girls' some of which I'm sure didn't actually like me.
We would plan all our outfits based solely on sexiness. We would be sure to get as drunk as possible as quick as possible, and I would traipse around the city collecting gifts from all my concubines.
That last part may be exaggerated, but you catch my drift.
Now as a married woman, I do not have the need or the ability to do these things.
Not to mention my weird paranoia that the dating scene is now festering with STD's. A virtual cesspool of indignity and guido hair-gel types. Slick Rick's with a criminal record and a sneaker fetish.
I have been trying to get excited about my Birthday, trying to figure out exactly what I want to do to celebrate the event, when I realized...I don't want to celebrate the event! I like being 27 thank you very much. Isn't time like circular or something anyways?
I always try to do what I like to do, if I enjoy being 27 why the fuck cant I stay 27?
Im ranting now Im sorry.
I've decided that until someone says 'ya right' when I tell them Im 27, I will continue to be 27.
I will deal with that embarrassing moment when I come to it.
Until then
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