So I was feeling kind of dry and wrinkly around the eyes and decided to try some anti aging eye cream I had gotten as a gift from Sephora, I washed my face and began to slather myself with cream. I felt amazing. I was fighting the visible signs of aging soon I would be wrapped in luxurious silk gowns traipsing through fields, the sun glistening off my flawless skin. "Wow" my onlookers would sigh "I cant even tell how old she is"
Feeling quite sure of myself I began to make a pot of tea,
as I looked at the stove element I began to realise my vision was blurring, then the itching began- which was
followed by burning.
What the crap do they put in this crap?
Eye cream my ass!
I guess this is what you get for being vain
P.S
I wonder if i can use this on my ass?
will it look younger?
Feeling quite sure of myself I began to make a pot of tea,
as I looked at the stove element I began to realise my vision was blurring, then the itching began- which was
followed by burning.
What the crap do they put in this crap?
Eye cream my ass!
I guess this is what you get for being vain
I wonder if i can use this on my ass?
will it look younger?
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